Biology Teacher

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my briefcase." He then reached into his briefcase and pulled out a kueh kedok. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply and said, "That's funny, I distinctly remember eating my breakfast."

I hope our teacher does that LOL

Lawyer's Son

The lawyer's son wanted to follow his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduate with honours, and then went home to join his fathers firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day i broke the accident case you've been working on for ten years!!"

His father responded, "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

No offence lol

Math Problem

Little John was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything - tutors, mentors, flashcards, special learning centres.

Finally, in the last ditch effort, they took John down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, John came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. instead he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little John was hard at work.

His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, John brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, John got an "A" in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and asked, " Son, what was it?? Was it the nuns?"

John looked at her and shook her head.

"Well, then." she replied. "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? What was it?"

John looked at her and said," Well on the first day of school when i saw the guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."



I LOVE THIS JOKE!! xD

Man's problem

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, " When we were first married, I would come home from the office and my wife would bring my slippers and out cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years, it's all different. When i come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

See how scary marriage is??

A Man's Best Friend

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try the following experiment: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you??

Punctuation Is Powerful

An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punchuate it.

All the males in the class wrote, "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote. " A woman: without her, man is nothing."

GET WAD I MEAN BY NOW?? XD